• Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?
yzma:

u got a kik?

yzma:

u got a kik?

Studies find that starting school later in the day can decrease moodiness and depression in high school students.

psych-facts:

sunflower-mama:

prostituting:

“I live in a van”


Please please please

sunflower-mama:

prostituting:

“I live in a van”

Please please please

fuckyeahblackguy:

mystiquemonique:

how times have changed

Dang we came a long way

wyntershetley:

Serenity in the skies, and a rush of the ocean that wants to reach the warmth of the houses on the cliffs of Laguna beach.

nge:

hey yall! (if youre not southern you probably cant read this)

There is something on Netflix called Puppy Party that is 62 minutes of just puppies

official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”